Wow! President Trump’s Stellar Physical Exam Results Land Him Cover of Men’s Health

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President Trump recently underwent his first physical examination as president, and the 71-year-old apparently is as healthy as a horse!

Trump: as healthy as a horse

The White House physician said the president received a perfect score on a cognitive test designed to screen for neurological impairment and his health was “excellent,” with mostly normal results on a battery of tests and examinations. In fact, he’s surely the healthiest, fittest, most virile president in the history of the United States — nay, the universe. Many people are saying. Not surprisingly, these enviable results have landed the president the coveted cover of Men’s Health:


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