What I Think He Smells Like: Speaker Paul Ryan

Oh my… what a big buck you have!
  • That buck’s tears
  • The aftermath of 50 push-ups he just did on the House floor for no particular reason
  • The crow that Trump makes him eat day after day after day…
  • Drakkar Noir
  • The lady parts of American women after being all up in their wombs

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