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Trump’s Lawyer Paid Off Stormy Daniels Out of Goodness of His Heart

Just good lawyering

Backed into a corner and facing FEC complaint, President Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen has finally admitted he made a $130,000 hush payment to “Toxxxic Cumloads 6” star Stormy Daniels (to cover up her affair with Trump) — but claims it was out of his own pocket and he was not reimbursed.

So send all bills to Michael Cohen! He loves paying off stuff for people and expects nothing in return!

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