Trump’s Golden Moment Proves to Be Comedy Gold

Around the same time CNN broke the story that intelligence agencies briefed Donald Trump on how he may be compromised by Russia’s counter-intelligence on him, BuzzFeed decided to post an unverified dossier that, well, leaked even more details:

“According to Source D, where s/he had been present, TRUMP’s (perverted) conduct in Moscow included hiring the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where he knew President and Mrs OBAMA (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him.”

Yes, yes, that’s correct. Today marks the day we learned the president-elect allegedly, possibly, quite probably paid hookers to pee on each other. And the day I taught my mom what a “golden shower” is, apparently (sorry, Mom).

Take it away, Internet!



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