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The Trumps Go to Texas

#45 is all wet, all right.

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While people die in flood-ravaged Texas and watch their homes and lives be destroyed, Trump made an appearance with these words of support:

“What a crowd, what a turnout!”

My ratings will be even bigger than Harvey’s — mark my words!

Meanwhile, a Houston police officer died after he drove into floodwaters on his way to work, and what does Trump have to say about the efforts?

“We’ll congratulate each other when it’s all finished.”

So intent on claiming credit and giving out pats on back, that Trump didn’t bother to utter one word about the dead and displaced. Surprised he didn’t inject a mention of his electoral college victory, as well.

Administrations often tread carefully in planning visits to disaster-ravaged areas. Mobilizing a president, his staff and his security is an enormous logistical undertaking and can pull local law enforcement resources away from the disaster recovery efforts. But Trump was determined, refusing to let the best interests of the disaster area get in the way of his photo op.

Meanwhile, Melania showed her solidarity with the victims of Hurricane Harvey by donning her sexiest stilettos:

“Let them wear Jimmy Choos!”

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Reviews: Trump’s Performance at Phoenix Rally “Unhinged,” “Disgusting,” “Crazy”

And those were the kinder assessments.

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Did you see Trump’s performance at tonight’s Phoenix rally? The reviews are in!

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Cats Respond to Key Lines from Trump’s Afghanistan speech

The president’s strategy is paw-sitively vague.

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Trump was lauded by some for scraping by the lowest of bars and managing to read from a tele-prompter without starting World War 3 last night. So I turned to the toughest critics I know for their take on his speech: cats. Here’s what the feline pundits had to say:

TRUMP: “The young men and women we send to fight our wars abroad deserve to return to a country that is not at war with itself at home. We cannot remain a force for peace in the world if we are not at peace with each other. As we send our bravest to defeat our enemies overseas — and we will always win — let us find the courage to heal our divisions within.”

CAT:

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10 U.S. Navy Sailors Missing After Collision at Sea — “Too Bad!” says Trump

Captain Compassion strikes again.

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Tragedy has yet again struck one of the United States’ warships in Asian waters, with a widespread search operation currently underway for 10 American sailors who went missing after their guided-missile destroyer collided with a larger oil tanker off Singapore.

The USS John S. McCain — named after the father and grandfather of the Arizona senator — is the second Navy ship in three months involved in a collision with a merchant ship from another country, this time a a 30,000-ton chemical and oil tanker sailing under the Libyan flag. Five sailors were also injured as a result of the crash.

When reporters asked Trump, who possesses the empathy of a cinder block, about the situation as he returned to the White House after a 17-day vacation spent mostly at his golf course, his initial response was:

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Trump Responds to Barcelona Attack with Thoughtful, Measured Statement

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LOL! Just kidding again. Unlike Charlottesville, when he claimed he didn’t denounce the white supremacists because he had to “get all the facts,” he immediately took to Twitter after the news of Barcelona broke and spread a debunked rumor advocating mass executions of Muslims without trials.

Study what General Pershing of the United States did to terrorists when caught. There was no more Radical Islamic Terror for 35 years!

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Trump Haz a Sad: Don’t Rip Apart Our Country by Removing “Beautiful” Confederate Statues!

Only a matter of time ’til Trump erects a gold-plated monument of Robert E. Lee at Mar-a-Lago.

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Many government officials, such as Cory Booker and Nancy Pelosi, are calling for the removal of Confederate statues, markers and other monuments from public grounds, in the wake of the Charlottesville tragedy. So, naturally, Trump expressed his support for removing these racist symbols —

LOL! Just kidding. He had a morning meltdown on Twitter about it, crying big, white, neo-Nazi tears about the unfairness of it all! Oh, precious snowflake…

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