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Trump Tattoos That Make You Say, “Hmmmm…”

Well, these were a good idea.

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If Mueller doesn’t mysteriously “disappear” after a visit from a Russian agent, then it’s possible Trump’s presidency may be over before it even started. But these tattoos of Trump that his most ardent supporters got…? They are FOREVER.

Looks like he’s kissing the presidency good-bye. After a long, rough night of nonstop mean-Tweeting.

Pretty spot-on. Especially the part where he looks like a big man-baby.

I see the dollar signs are a popular motif. Tattooing “Chapter 11” beside him six times would be a more fitting look.

The “T” is for wire “TAPP.

When you just give up.

That’s what I look like when I read his Tweets in the morning.

A Trump tramp stamp. Parcel says, *RETURN TATTOO SUBJECT TO TRUMP TOWER*

“Hey, Donald! How many days have you actually worked since taking office?”

Okay, yeah, I like this one. Not enough to get it SEARED INTO MY SKIN FOREVER, but enough to encourage my friends to do so after a few margaritas.

Damn, this artist has serious skills. All it needs is Mueller peering over his shoulder, with a speech bubble that says, “Big mistake. HUGE!”

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6 Most Amazing Mugshots of Arrested Politicians

Bad behavior. AMAZING mugshots.

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Former U.S. Senator John Edwards

What the charge was: taking illegal campaign contributions.

What his mugshot says: “I’d be happy to tell you about a timeshare in Aruba!”

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Today’s Donald Trump Weather Forecast

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Plus, no end in sight for the never-ending shitstorms.

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Proof that Every Day is National Pretzel Day to President Trump

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Yes, folks, it’s National Pretzel Day! That special time of year when we take advantage of free pretzel offers and share uncomfortably erotic pretzel GIFs.

But did you know every day is pretzel day for Donald J. Trump? Here are five ways he emulates the popular party snack.

#5 – He’s twisted.

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