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Trump Sexually Harasses Senator Gillibrand in Response to Call to Resign Over Sexual Harassment

Yes, you read that right.

“So you denigrate me while supporting a child molester? Cool story, bro.”

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, who’s been leading the charge against sexual harassment in Congress, called upon Trump to resign over the TWENTY accusations against him. So, naturally, Trump responded with his usual grace and class via Twitter.

“Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office “begging” for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them), is now in the ring fighting against Trump. Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED!”

“Would do anything for them”? The White House refused to respond to requests for clarification, but it doesn’t take a linguistic scientist to know what he meant. In other words, Trump sexually harassed Gillibrand by implying she’d have sex for donations in response to the outcry about his sexual harassment.

That’s an understatement, Colbert. But Gillibrand quickly jumped into “the ring” and punched back:

“You cannot silence me or the millions of women who have gotten off the sidelines to speak out about the unfitness and shame you have brought to the Oval Office.”

Speaking at a news conference later in the day, Gillibrand threw more shade at Trump’s gross comments.

“I see it as a sexist smear. I mean that’s what it is,” she said on Capitol Hill. “It’s part of the President’s efforts of name calling and it’s not going to silence me, it’s not going to silence me. It’s intended to silence me. It’s not going to silence the women who have stood up against him directly, and it’s not going to silence the millions of women who been speaking out every day since his inauguration about things they disagree with.”

Boom. But never fear — the president has plenty of other clever comebacks in his arsenal!

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