Tina Fey Imparts Sheet Cake-Fueled Wisdom on SNL: “Who Drove the Car into the Crowd? Hillary’s Emails?”

How much do I love Tina Fey? Let me count the zingers…

#1 – “And the next time, when you see a bunch of white guys in polo shirts screaming about taking our country back, when you want to scream — it’s not our country. We stole it. From the Native Americans. And when they have a peaceful protest at Standing Rock, we shoot at them with rubber bullets. But we let you chinless turds march through the streets with semi-automatic weapons.”

#2- “When Ann Coulter crawls out of her roach motel and says, ‘Antifa attacked Republicans in Berkeley,’ you’re like, ‘Okay, Yard Sale Barbie.'”

#3 – “Also, who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?”

#4 – “Sheet-caking is a grassroots movement, Colin. Most of the women I know have been doing it once a week since the election.”

#5 – “Then, Donny Johnny says, ‘We need to defend our country’s beautiful confederate monuments,’ when you know he would taken them down in a second if he thought he could build a bunch of poorly constructed condos on the spot.”

#6 – “In conclusion, I really want to say, to encourage all good, sane Americans to treat these rallies like the opening of a thoughtful movie with two female leads: don’t show up.”

You had me at “chinless turds,” Tina. You had me at “chinless turds.”

BONUS: We happen to have a shot of Trump watching Tina Fey on The Weekend Update last night:

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