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President Bone Spur Calls Democrats ‘Un-American’ for Not Clapping for Him

Keeping afoot of the latest with the president.

Above is an actual photo of President Bone Spurs, er… Trump… telling a crowd in Cincinnati of his State of the Union speech:

“You’re up there, you’ve got half the room going totally crazy wild, they loved everything, they want to do something great for our country, and you have the other side even on the positive news, really positive news like that, they were like death and un-American. Un-American. Somebody said treasonous. I mean, yeah, I guess, why not. Can we call that treason? Why not? I mean they certainly didn’t seem to love our country very much.”

“Treasonous!” “Un-American!” “They certainly didn’t seem to love our country very much!” says the man who dodged the draft five times and had never seen a State of the Union address before in his 71 years. So if not clapping during a SOTU is “treasonous,” I suppose it’s safe to say we should lock these folks up!

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