She’s got diamonds and purses a’plenty, she’s got Donald’s hair pieces galore.
But James Corden’s “Melania Trump” wants moooooore.
The Late Late Show host hilariously transformed himself into the First Lady (if she were to skip a few visits to the facial waxer, that is) and puts his impressive pipes to work in parodying “Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid. Accompanied by dancers and a few Russian performers, “Melania” pines for the day she can get “out of these quarters” and “spend a day with a grown man.”
“Betcha out there they understand that they can’t seduce their daughters,” she adds, referencing Donald Trump’s gross comments about how “if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.” “Melania” continues, “But there’s women sick of him and ready to stand.”
“Melania”‘s musical fantasy of leaving Washington, D.C. to return to her old life is interrupted, however, when the president calls out from the other room.
Worst. Wake-up call. Ever.