HOT FLASH: Doug Jones Wins the Alabama Senate Race

Well, halle-freakin-lujah! Doug Jones has won the Alabama senate race. So Roy Moore’s been banned from yet another mall.

This win is a sharp blow to Trump, narrowing the GOP’s majority in the Senate to just two. We attempted to reach him and Moore for comment, but they were too busy eating crow to respond.

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