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Government Reopens After Shortest Government Shutdown in the History of Government Shutdowns

While you were sleeping…

The government briefly closed overnight, after Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul prevented the deal from passing before midnight — the deadline to fund the government. President Trump has since signed a $400-billion budget deal and Adam Sandler has since signed on to play Rand Paul in the straight-to-DVD version of events.

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