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Girl Scouts to March in Inaugural Parade — See Their Commemorative Cookies!

The Girl Scouts of America, who have announced their plans to march in the inaugural parade, have come under fire from those delicate liberals who believe silly things like, oh, that a president-elect who’s bragged about grabbing women’s genitals, was sued for raping a 13-year-old girl, judges women’s looks on a scale of 1-10 and has told a 10-year-old girl he’d like to date her one day, may not be the best guy to support. Such snowflakes! But I say good for the heads of the organization for marching on with their plans, so to speak. Perhaps as the young girls pass the president-elect, he will point out a lucky few who are attractive enough to be considered future date material! An honor, indeed.

Also in the spirit of our 45th president, the Girl Scouts should milk this opportunity to make some cash-money! My suggested inauguration-inspired Girl Scout cookies:

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