Doesn’t look like Trump will be getting a “BEST BOSS” mug from his chief of staff, John F. Kelly, any time soon.
After Trump’s staff members suggested he not inject “politics” (such as, you know, his fondness for white supremacists) into everyday issues of governing after last month’s disgusting display at the Arizona rally, he did what anyone leading the free world would do: act like a baby and lash out at the most senior aide in his presence.
Who just happened to be his new chief of staff.
The former Marine general reacted calmly, witnesses say.
However, according to The New York Times, he later told other White House staff members that he had never been spoken to like that during 35 years of serving his country — and that includes three tours of Iraq. In the future, he said, he wouldn’t put up with being the orange clown’s punching bag, according to three people familiar with the exchange.
Will they stay together? Will Trump’s temper drive them apart? Will Stephen Miller ask them for a threesome? Tune in for the next episode of As the White House Turns (Over)…
We Hit the Campaign Trail with Roy Moore — You’ll Never Believe What We Found
Just a normal, not-at-all pedophilic guy.
Alabama GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore shows no signs of withdrawing from the race, even though five women have accused him of pursuing and assaulting them when they were teenagers–so aggressively so that he was banned from the local mall. But we are nothing if not completely impartial here at The NewsFlasher, so we thought we’d balance out the l’il pedophilia factor by covering a day in his campaign. Here’s what we saw…
8:00 a.m. — Moore canvasses wooded areas of the neighborhood to have one-on-one talks with “potential supporters.” Such a personal touch!
11:00 a.m. — Moore selflessly promotes civic engagement by jumping at the opportunity to spend some time with a local Girl Scout troop.
1:00 p.m. — A huge champion of education, Moore eats at the local high school to get a feel for what the students’ needs are.
3:00 p.m. — Being the avid reader that he is, Moore shops at the local mall for books to enjoy over the holidays. The cashier keeps furtively looking over at him, clearly in awe of being in the presence of a future senator!
3:15 — Minutes later, security storms the book store and abruptly escorts Moore out of the mall. How rude!
5:00 — Moore dictates a nasty Tweet about Mitch McConnell to one of his staffers. “Twitter it!” he instructs.
6:00 — Moore takes it upon himself to groom a potential intern he spots at a rally.
8:00 p.m. — Moore unwinds from his hectic day of campaigning by watching a relaxing movie.
See? Just a normal, not-at-all pedophilic guy.
8 Reasons Why Republicans Won’t Impeach Trump
Totally solid reasons.
Oh, Trump, look what you made Dems do!
Thanks to Trump’s multiple “violations of the U.S. Constitution” and all-around ineptitude, House Democrats today welcomed the president back from his Asia trip by — surprise! — introducing articles of impeachment against him, as announced by Rep. Cohen:
Of course, we know it’s not going to lead anywhere as long as Republicans control the House. But why is that, exactly, when Trump has insulted pretty much the whole lot of them and does silly things like collude with hostile foreign governments? We explore the top explanations in this well-researched list of “8 Reasons Why Republicans Won’t Impeach Trump”:
#1 – Paul Ryan is too busy searching for his balls.
#2 – Paul Ryan is too busy waiting for a spine donation.
#3 – Paul Ryan is too busy inviting folks to his gun show.
#4 – Rep. Louie Gohmert is too busy piecing together more amazing conspiracy theory charts, alone in the basement of the House.
#5 – RELATED: Gohmert also is unable to receive reality-based messages while wearing his favorite hat.
#6 – House Republicans are too busy playing Hannity’s new game show, “Clinton Family Conspiracy Feud.”
#7 – Trump has charmed all of them with his smarts, charisma and leadership.
#8 – They’d rather keep their jobs by pandering to Trump’s base of White Nationalists, sexists and xenophobes than do what’s right.
Anti-Abortion Rep. Tim Murphy Resigns After Report He Asked Mistress to Have Abortion. LOL!
How do you spell hypocrisy? M-U-R-P-H-Y.
If you’re feeling a little chilly this fall morning, then snuggle up to Rep. Tim Murphy’s career, which is currently going up in flames…
Murphy, who’s quite popular with the pro-life groups for supporting legislation to cut federal funding for abortion and Planned Parenthood and co-sponsoring a 20-week abortion ban that passed in the House Tuesday, has resigned after a report surfaced earlier this week that he had asked his extramarital lov-ah to end her pregnancy — BY TEXT.
Oh, Timmy. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. I hope you at least used the “PLEASE!” emoji.
Trump Energy Official Who Insulted Obama’s Mama on Twitter “Resigns”
William C. Bradford, a Trump administration appointee who headed the Energy Department’s Office of Indian Energy, resigned today over nasty comments that were magically penned by his Twitter account — comments he swears weren’t his! Comments that questioned Obama’s birth certificate (how original) and called the former president’s mother “a fourth-rate porn actress and wh*re.”
I would say William C. Bradford is the one who likes to screw himself, but no…! This was the work of hackers, of course! All hackers and “social impostors!” Never mind William C. Bradford has a verifiable history of making inflammatory comments on Twitter, including:
So, Yeah, About That Wall…
The guy who promised that Mexico would pay for the wall says he’ll shut down the government if Americans don’t pay for the wall.
The White House finally admits they can’t get Mexico to pay for it. And by “admitting,” I mean avoiding the question when reporters ask about it, kind of like my six-year-old when I ask him if he’s picked up his toys.
I Stillllllll Haven’t Founnnnnd What I’m Looking For
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- Explaining the Tax Plan in Terms “Even a Trump Kid Could Understand”
- Trump Doubles Down on Being a Prick, Lifts Obama Ban on Importing Heads of Elephants
- Al Franken Destroys Chance at Presidency by Taking Responsibility for Gross Behavior
- We Hit the Campaign Trail with Roy Moore — You’ll Never Believe What We Found
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