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DACA: How the Cookie Crumbles

Oh, sure, Donald Trump (via Jeff Sessions) may have killed DACA, along with the hopes and dreams of 800,000 children of undocumented immigrants, but worry not…!¬†We’re not so much getting rid of DACA, insists Sessions the Keebler Elf, but rather transforming it into a different kind of DACA! Here’s how the DACA cookie crumbles under the Trump administration…

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Donald J. Trump and John F. Kelly: On the Rocks!

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