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Chelsea Clinton Scolds Conservative Website for Mocking Barron Trump

I thought liberals were the only ones who turned on their own (see: the ridiculous reaction to Tina Fey’s “Weekend Update” appearance), but no…! Right-wing site The Daily Caller, which Tucker Carlson founded to publish “breaking stories of importance,” pissed all over 11-year-old Barron Trump for, well, dressing like an 11-year-old with a piece titled, “It’s High Time Barron Trump Starts Dressing Like He’s In the White House.”

A “breaking story of importance,” indeed.

Daily Caller entertainment reporter Ford Springer wrote:

“While the president and first lady traveled in their Sunday best, young Barron looked like he was hopping on Air Force One for a trip to the movie theater . . . What am I missing here?” (The answer: compassion and any semblance of journalistic skills.)

“Is Barron just better than I ever was at rebelling against my parents? His dad is always looking dapper and his mom has become a worldwide fashion icon since becoming first lady. The youngest Trump doesn’t have any responsibilities as the president’s son, but the least he could do is dress the part when he steps out in public.”

Oh, yes. Trump is nothing if not “always looking dapper.”

Chelsea Clinton, who was also mercilessly attacked for her looks when she was just a kid, most famously by the likes of this tool…

… once again came to Barron’s defense with this Tweet: “It’s high time the media & everyone leave Barron Trump alone & let him have the private childhood he deserves.” She’d previously written on Facebook that, “Barron Trump deserves the chance every child does — to be a kid,” Standing up for every kid also means opposing POTUS policies that hurt kids.”

Of course, we have to bear in mind this is a fresh-out-of-college “reporter” who writes other “breaking stories of importance” such as “The Best-Looking Girlfriends and Wives of Pro Golfers,” and thinks it’s spelled “cieling” (can’t blame auto-correct for that one), so thoughtful, substantive journalism isn’t exactly his forté. Stay tuned for his sure-to-be-Pulitzer Prize-winning piece, “The First Lady’s Top Seven Cleavage-Baring Looks!”

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