CAPTION THIS! Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and His Wife Pose with $1 Bills

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and his wife, Louise “Marie Antoinette” Linton, visited newly-printed $1 bills with his signature at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing today, yielding this amazing photo op.

Let’s caption it, shall we? Just a few to kick it off…

Foreplay at the Mnuchin house.

Find somebody who looks at you like Louise Linton looks at herself holding somebody else’s money.

“Do these dollar bills make us look relatable, working class minions?”

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