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Bill O’Reilly Injects His Unwitting Dog into National Anthem Debate

Poor Holly. She can’t give Bill the finger, so she had to settle for flipping him the ear. You just know Bill’s gone mental on her because he was trying to videotape her adorably howling along to the National Anthem for Instagram–but she’d only sit there silently, refusing to even look at him, as she has ever since she found out Bill regularly called a black colleague “Hot Chocolate”— so he screamed at Holly, Inside Edition-style:

“WHAT IS THIS? WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? FUCK IT! WE’LL MAKE IT A STILL SHOT. YEAH. A STILL. FUCK!”

Not to mention that Bill apparently isn’t even aware that dogs have knees. Which is weird, considering he was fired from Fox for demanding bitches get on their knees for him.

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