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Australia Votes on Same-Sex Marriage: Yeah, Sure, Mate

In a move that’s as endearing as their koalas…

Australia has finally said “yes” to legalizing same-sex marriage after a controversial two-month national postal survey, which went something like this:

POLL: ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE OR DO YOU BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE EQUALITY?

Results revealed 61 percent of the voters are not assholes, while 38 percent are, indeed. More than 12.7 million people across the country, or 79.5% of the population, took part in the survey with every state and territory returning majority “yes.”

Because love is love is love.

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