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90-Minute Presidential Debate Summed Up in 10 GIFs — Just as Our Founding Fathers Intended

I’d love to cover the debate as it apparently was meant to be addressed; however, Jerry Springer’s stage was not available, so I’ve settled for the second-most absurd manner: GIFs.

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1. Hillary passed on shaking Donald’s hand — because now she knows where it’s been.

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2. Trump allayed women’s concerns by clarifying all men in “locker rooms” brag about sexually assaulting women. Phew!

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3. Trump tried his hand at comedy in the likely event this whole president thing doesn’t work out.

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4. And if not comedy, then horror, as you can see from this movie trailer for Tuesday the 8th: Well-Qualified Woman vs. Creepy Pumpkin.

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5. Transcript of Trump’s speech about health care policy.

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6. Trump dismissed, er… discussed his VP candidate’s differing view on Syria.

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7. Trump lived his worst nightmare: getting put in his place by two women and a gay man.

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8. Trump answered his own questions.

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9. Trump, who’s repeatedly claimed Hillary doesn’t have the “stamina” to be president, declares her best quality is that she never quits or gives up. Huh.

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10. Tiffany lets the world know there aren’t enough Tic Tacs in the world…

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